Summary: In which jumping the shark is actually funny
Updated every: time I pull my head out of my ass
Team Sam the Great (current):
Hi, my name is Sam. My full name is Samantha. My family calls me Sammi. But feel free to call me Sam. I'm 19 years of age, roughly 5'6, and a blonde babe. People tell me I'm an 8/10 on the attractive scale, but since this is the internet, believe that I'm at least a 9.5. I'm a sophomore studying Grapic Design at Colorado State University. I'm an Aquarius, I love sushi, mountain biking, and hiking. I also make a really terrible nuzlocke so if you want to read it here's a link. If you want to know more, then contact my associates, NikkyDash, Okonominazi, or Marche-Towers and they will gladly answer any burning questions you have. Thanks, and don't forget to like, comment, and subscribe. Please send me dank memes.
1. A lousy Graphic Design major who studies at Colorado State University.
2. Does a Nuzlocke called "Sam's Firered Nuzlocke", which is found in her gallery.
3. Owns a useless Tumblr account
4. Uses an Intuos Pro medium tablet
1. (Used to express anger, perplexity, and disappointment towards a certain individual named Sam.)